Paranoid Parrot

Losing weight without trying Cancer

Losing weight without trying Cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Told racist asian joke as an asian walks by they'll never find the body..

Told racist asian joke as an asian walks by they'll never find the body..  Paranoid Parrot

I hear whispering Oh god im going to have a nervous breakdown

I hear whispering Oh god im going to have a nervous breakdown  Paranoid Parrot

Want to use the word "black" in conversation Look around first

Want to use the word

G-chat casually at work EASY BRAH... They're watching!!

G-chat casually at work EASY BRAH... They're watching!!  Paranoid Parrot

Go to take shower Lock all doors and windows Caption 3 goes here

Go to take shower Lock all doors and windows Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

sees police car i've done something wrong!

sees police car i've done something wrong!  Paranoid Parrot

Restricted number on the incoming call. Aliens!

Restricted number on the incoming call. Aliens!  Paranoid Parrot

Add comment to code recompile and test everything just in case

Add comment to code recompile and test everything just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Walking in the dark outside and can't see ground realize every step you take makes it more likely you will step in dog shit

Walking in the dark outside and can't see ground realize every step you take makes it more likely you will 
step in dog shit  Paranoid Parrot
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