Paranoid Parrot

In Canifornia for the weekend Earthquake imminent

In Canifornia for the weekend Earthquake imminent  Paranoid Parrot

Didn't say GL HF I'm getting cheesed

Didn't say GL HF I'm getting cheesed
  Paranoid Parrot

Walk into kitchen Scare the fuck out of mom

Walk into kitchen  Scare the fuck out of mom  Paranoid Parrot

want to borrow my car to drive two blocks? no, you'll crash it

want to borrow my car to drive two blocks? no, you'll crash it  Paranoid Parrot

friend gets engaged OMG i'm running out of time!

friend gets engaged OMG i'm running out of time!  Paranoid Parrot

dance with someone check pockets after

dance with someone check pockets after  Paranoid Parrot

Shampoo bottle almost empty squeeze it carefully so it doesnt sound like im farting

Shampoo bottle almost empty squeeze it carefully so it doesnt sound like im farting  Paranoid Parrot

crosses one way street looks both ways first

crosses one way street looks both ways first  Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with someone fuck. they know.

Make eye contact with someone fuck. they know.  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to bathroom in empty house Locks door anyway

Goes to bathroom in empty house Locks door anyway  Paranoid Parrot
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