Paranoid Parrot

See a spider Feel like its on you for hours

See a spider Feel like its on you for hours  Paranoid Parrot

car ahead took the same two turns as me they think i'm following them

car ahead took the same two turns as me they think i'm following them  Paranoid Parrot

there's no one else in the airport but i'd still better take all my shit with me when i walk ten feet to the garbage can

there's no one else in the airport but i'd still better take all my shit with me when i walk ten feet to the garbage can  Paranoid Parrot

typing the word 'analysis' at work type the 'L' as fast as possible so i don't look like a perv

typing the word 'analysis' at work type the 'L' as fast as possible so i don't look like a perv  Paranoid Parrot

Looks like I'm window shopping using reflection to check out my surroundings incognito

Looks like I'm window shopping using reflection to check out my surroundings incognito  Paranoid Parrot

pees after eating Asparagus *Sniff* "Oh dear god, I have a venereal disease"

pees after eating Asparagus *Sniff*

someone sneezes im inhaling germs

someone sneezes  im inhaling germs  Paranoid Parrot

Sit down to poop realize the possibility of a spider crawling up my butt, poop standing up

Sit down to poop realize the possibility of a spider crawling up my butt, poop standing up  Paranoid Parrot

Get paper back upside down got an f

Get paper back upside down got an f  Paranoid Parrot

Watery Eyes Everyone Thinks I'm crying

Watery Eyes Everyone Thinks I'm crying  Paranoid Parrot
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