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Taking a crap in a public stall "Hope i dont get AIDS,Hope i dont get AIDS,Hope i dont get AIDS

Taking a crap in a public stall
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set alarm on iphone afraid to close the "clock" app before charging

set alarm on iphone afraid to close the
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HEART STARTS BEATING FAST DURING GLORIOUS FAP SESSION MIGHT HAVE HEART ATTACK BETTER STOP

HEART STARTS BEATING FAST DURING GLORIOUS FAP SESSION MIGHT HAVE HEART ATTACK BETTER STOP Paranoid Parrot
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Foriegn people talk in foreign language next to me Think they're saying bad stuff about me.

Foriegn people talk in foreign language next to me Think they're saying bad stuff about me. Paranoid Parrot
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boyfriend doesn't put smiley-face when texting he's gonna break up with me

boyfriend doesn't put smiley-face when texting he's gonna break up with me Paranoid Parrot
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text girlfriend and best friend, still no response from either they're doing it

text girlfriend and best friend, still no response from either they're doing it Paranoid Parrot
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BODY TURNED TO THE SIDE WHILE IN BED QUICKLY TURNS THE OTHER WAY TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NO MAN WITH A KNIFE

BODY TURNED TO THE SIDE WHILE IN BED QUICKLY TURNS THE OTHER WAY TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NO MAN WITH A KNIFE Paranoid Parrot
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Watching suspenseful video on youtube skips to the end to make sure no demon girl face pops up

Watching suspenseful video on youtube skips to the end to make sure no demon girl face pops up Paranoid Parrot
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Get in car in dark parking lot Lock doors immediately

Get in car in dark parking lot Lock doors immediately Paranoid Parrot
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"Polly wanna cracker?" Who the fuck is polly?
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