Paranoid Parrot

has never done drugs, has drug test tomorrow ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck

has never done drugs, has drug test tomorrow ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck  Paranoid Parrot

is sent an unfamiliar link exorcist girl will jump out

is sent an unfamiliar link  exorcist girl will jump out   Paranoid Parrot

A C B B B One of those is wrong

A C B B B One of those is wrong  Paranoid Parrot

friend doesn't answer calls or texts He's dead

friend doesn't answer calls or texts He's dead  Paranoid Parrot

About to fap makes sure door is locked

About to fap makes sure door is locked  Paranoid Parrot

waits more than one minute for text all my friends hate me forever!!!

waits more than one minute for text all my friends hate me forever!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Take picture on shoulder of tourist Afraid of accidentally pooping down their back

Take picture on shoulder of tourist Afraid of accidentally pooping down their back  Paranoid Parrot

Fapping and hear car door slam FBI is here

Fapping and hear car door slam FBI is here  Paranoid Parrot

Cashier had to swipe my card twice my bank account has been compromised

Cashier had to swipe my card twice my bank account has been compromised  Paranoid Parrot

Built in webcam must cover with tape

Built in webcam must cover with tape   Paranoid Parrot
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