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Paranoid Parrot

make eye contact with airport security sweat bullets

make eye contact with airport security sweat bullets Paranoid Parrot
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driving with nobody behind you i ran a red light

driving with nobody behind you i ran a red light Paranoid Parrot
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Speck of lint on blanket bedbugs

Speck of lint on blanket bedbugs Paranoid Parrot
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Takes a pill to relax Googles, "Can it kill you?"

Takes a pill to relax Googles,
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masturbates lotions other hand to make evenly soft

masturbates lotions other hand to make evenly soft Paranoid Parrot
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saves word document into a folder goes into the folder to see if it is there before closing out of the window

saves word document into a folder goes into the folder to see if it is there before closing out of the window Paranoid Parrot
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sees one downvote on new meme deletes post

sees one downvote on new meme deletes post Paranoid Parrot
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Uses public restroom Covers entire seat with toilet paper

Uses public restroom Covers entire seat with toilet paper Paranoid Parrot
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cutting vegetables, knife touches finger crippled for life

cutting vegetables, knife touches finger crippled for life Paranoid Parrot
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60y old cleaning lady is coming over delete browser history

60y old cleaning lady is coming over delete browser history Paranoid Parrot
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