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Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend isn't texting back fast what did i do wrong?!?

Girlfriend isn't texting back fast what did i do wrong?!? Paranoid Parrot
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Girlfriend learns how to view my Reddit user page. Immediately review all of my previous posts.

Girlfriend learns how to view my Reddit user page. Immediately review all of my previous posts. Paranoid Parrot
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hear airplane "drones"

hear airplane
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Lock car door from the inside Lock it again remotely, just in case

Lock car door from the inside Lock it again remotely, just in case Paranoid Parrot
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makes the front page better make a seperate account for browsing r/gonewild

makes the front page better make a seperate account for browsing r/gonewild Paranoid Parrot
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Sees a car with a turn signal on Waits to make sure it's actually turning and not going straight

Sees a car with a turn signal on Waits to make sure it's actually turning and not going straight Paranoid Parrot
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watching ncis about someone getting followed sees black car with tinted windows hanging out in front of my house. am i being followed?

watching ncis about someone getting followed sees black car with tinted windows hanging out in front of my house. am i being followed? Paranoid Parrot
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Quit skype, mumble and teamspeak better unplug mic to be safe

Quit skype, mumble and teamspeak better unplug mic to be safe Paranoid Parrot
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Constantly losing house keys But wont leave a spare outside in case a murderer finds it

Constantly losing house keys But wont leave a spare outside in case a murderer finds it Paranoid Parrot
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Cashier looks at my credit card for a second too long time to call the bank and get a new card

Cashier looks at my credit card for a second too long time to call the bank and get a new card Paranoid Parrot
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