Paranoid Parrot

overweight friend comes over i dont have enough food

overweight friend comes over i dont have enough food  Paranoid Parrot

Talking to friend. Friend coughs. OH GOD IS IT MY BREATH?!

Talking to friend. Friend coughs. OH GOD IS IT MY BREATH?!  Paranoid Parrot

Stare at picture of girl for hours She knows

Stare at picture of girl for hours She knows  Paranoid Parrot

Put leg out from under covers to cool off FEEL VULNERABLE

Put leg out from under covers to cool off FEEL VULNERABLE  Paranoid Parrot

hears noises outside of house im about to die

hears noises outside of house im about to die  Paranoid Parrot

lock doors, turn out lights, turn off cell phone, cover windows with black cloth fap

lock doors, turn out lights, turn off cell phone, cover windows with black cloth fap  Paranoid Parrot

friends invite you to camping trip blarewitch

friends invite you to camping trip blarewitch   Paranoid Parrot

Hear weird beeping noise BOMB

Hear weird beeping noise BOMB  Paranoid Parrot

MISPLACE GROCERY LIST IN SUPERMARKET NOW THEY KNOW I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT

MISPLACE GROCERY LIST IN SUPERMARKET NOW THEY KNOW I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT  Paranoid Parrot

Walk down dark alley late at night Prepare for battle with mugger

Walk down dark alley late at night Prepare for battle with mugger  Paranoid Parrot
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