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Paranoid Parrot

I don't listen to songs that are too girly even though i really like them just in case my phone that is locked and not even in my pocket decides to pocket dial somebody

I don't listen to songs that are too girly even though i really like them just in case my phone that is locked and not even in my pocket decides to pocket dial somebody Paranoid Parrot
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hears a crying baby outside of her front door at night assumes it is a serial killer

hears a crying baby outside of her front door at night assumes it is a serial killer Paranoid Parrot
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enters bank password into gmail changes bank password

enters bank password into gmail changes bank password Paranoid Parrot
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someone else pee on the toilet seat in the bathroom Better whipe it up so next person doesn´t think it´s me

someone else pee on the toilet seat in the bathroom Better whipe it up so next person doesn´t think it´s me Paranoid Parrot
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see rusty rivet on 747 plane FUCK IT'S GOING TO CRASH

see rusty rivet on 747 plane FUCK IT'S GOING TO CRASH Paranoid Parrot
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IT underling asks if you want to stop by for a chat The Server Room is Under Water!

IT underling asks if you want to stop by for a chat The Server Room is Under Water! Paranoid Parrot
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Make silly faces in front of a mirror camera filming behind

Make silly faces in front of a mirror camera filming behind Paranoid Parrot
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lightbulb dies when i flip the switch i'm going to get attacked

lightbulb dies when i flip the switch i'm going to get attacked Paranoid Parrot
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check mailbox, nothing there no one likes me

check mailbox, nothing there no one likes me Paranoid Parrot
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Out in public high Everyone on cell phone calling cops

Out in public high Everyone on cell phone calling cops Paranoid Parrot
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