Paranoid Parrot

half-deaf conversing with people during the day hears the slightest noise in bed at night

half-deaf conversing with people during the day hears the slightest noise in bed at night  Paranoid Parrot

Room temperature feels colder than usual House is haunted

Room temperature feels colder than usual House is haunted  Paranoid Parrot

Mom says to order pizza dose not do it because afraid of makeing urself look like an dumbass

Mom says to order pizza dose not do it because afraid of makeing urself look like an dumbass   Paranoid Parrot

1111111 1 1111111111111 1 1 1 1 1 1111111 please god stop this hallucinations

1111111 1 1111111111111 1 1 1 1 1 1111111 please god stop this hallucinations  Paranoid Parrot

Relates to all Socially Awkward Penguins Oh God they're following me

Relates to all Socially Awkward Penguins Oh God they're following me  Paranoid Parrot

Deja vu Oh god they changed the Matrix

Deja vu Oh god they changed the Matrix  Paranoid Parrot

mom posts dumb comment on family blog is she trolling?

mom posts dumb comment on family blog is she trolling?  Paranoid Parrot

wife learned i reddit delete all existing reddit accounts

wife learned i reddit delete all existing reddit accounts  Paranoid Parrot

Finally makes an account after months of lurking Checks username spelling multiple times before and after clicking "create account"

Finally makes an account after months of lurking Checks username spelling multiple times before and after clicking

"Next lesson is a cover lesson..." MCGRADY.

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