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Paranoid Parrot

Goes to sleep under ceiling fan Afraid it will fall on me and crush me in my sleep

Goes to sleep under ceiling fan Afraid it will fall on me and crush me in my sleep Paranoid Parrot
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Rubs eye with hands before washing them Better get used to wearing an eyepatch

Rubs eye with hands before washing them Better get used to wearing an eyepatch Paranoid Parrot
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Drive past military base Remember location in case of zombie outbreak

Drive past military base Remember location in case of zombie outbreak Paranoid Parrot
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lump under bruise. it's a blood clot. I'm dying

lump under bruise. it's a blood clot. I'm dying Paranoid Parrot
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Play aginst rondom CONSPIRE

Play aginst rondom CONSPIRE Paranoid Parrot
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sneak out late hear passing car parents

sneak out late hear passing car parents Paranoid Parrot
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Shower makes a thudding noise Pipes Broken, Basement Flooded

Shower makes a thudding noise Pipes Broken, Basement Flooded Paranoid Parrot
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all friends engaged. OMG i'm running out of time! Realize i'm only 21

all friends engaged. OMG i'm running out of time! Realize i'm only 21 Paranoid Parrot
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No memes yet Wonders if this group was a flop.

No memes yet Wonders if this group was a flop. Paranoid Parrot
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First parking ticket? Check for Car boot.

First parking ticket? Check for Car boot. Paranoid Parrot
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