Paranoid Parrot

walking on sidewalk, someone honks oh god what did i do?

walking on sidewalk, someone honks oh god what did i do?  Paranoid Parrot

goes to 9gag to see what all the fuss is about incognito mode

goes to 9gag to see what all the fuss is about incognito mode  Paranoid Parrot

HIT BUMP IN THE ROAD FLAT TIRE

HIT BUMP IN THE ROAD FLAT TIRE  Paranoid Parrot

Know the right answer to an iClicker quiz question click click click *pause* click click clickity click click

Know the right answer to an iClicker quiz question click click click *pause*
click click clickity click click  Paranoid Parrot

eat cafeteria hamburger/steak, stomach starts to hurt ehec

eat cafeteria hamburger/steak, stomach starts to hurt ehec  Paranoid Parrot

Toast pops out of toaster I'm fucking dead

Toast pops out of toaster I'm fucking dead  Paranoid Parrot

Punks in restaurant parking lot They want my mountain bike!

Punks in restaurant parking lot They want my mountain bike!  Paranoid Parrot

Black guy behind you as you walk to your car CARJACKED

Black guy behind you as you walk to your car CARJACKED  Paranoid Parrot

Talking to myself in the house Recording devices everywhere, they think I'm crazy

Talking to myself in the house Recording devices everywhere, they think I'm crazy  Paranoid Parrot

Uses incognito window clears browser history anyway

Uses incognito window clears browser history anyway  Paranoid Parrot
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