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Paranoid Parrot

Take a dump, forget to wash hands can physically feel the germs roam your skin

Take a dump, forget to wash hands can physically feel the germs roam your skin Paranoid Parrot
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Think someone is looking at you in class Fake yawn to provoke reactive yawn

Think someone is looking at you in class Fake yawn to provoke reactive yawn Paranoid Parrot
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has package hanging out of opening in front of underwear. reaches down to adjust it and realizes there's only one nut in sack frantically feels around for missing nut while wondering how life will go on with only one nut...before finding it still in under

has package hanging out of opening in front of underwear. reaches down to adjust it and realizes there's only one nut in sack frantically feels around for missing nut while wondering how life will go on with only one nut...before finding it still in under Paranoid Parrot
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About to text a picture to someone Checks the picture multiple times to be sure a nude picture wasn't attached instead

About to text a picture to someone Checks the picture multiple times to be sure a nude picture wasn't attached instead Paranoid Parrot
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When I go to the bathroom with my phone I cover the camera just in case someone hacks into it

When I go to the bathroom with my phone I cover the camera just in case someone hacks into it Paranoid Parrot
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iTunes says i need to restart my computer to complete the update process Apple is installing a backdoor so the NSA can see what music i listen to

iTunes says i need to restart my computer to complete the update process Apple is installing a backdoor so the NSA can see what music i listen to Paranoid Parrot
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rains fuck, are my car windows down? I hope they're not down?

rains fuck, are my car windows down? I hope they're not down? Paranoid Parrot
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Drips gas at the gas station get down! she's gonna blow!

Drips gas at the gas station get down! she's gonna blow! Paranoid Parrot
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cancelled twitter account swears people were following me

cancelled twitter account swears people were following me Paranoid Parrot
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It's taking longer than normal for her to text back shit's going down.

It's taking longer than normal for her to text back shit's going down. Paranoid Parrot
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