Paranoid Parrot

driving late at night every oncoming car must be a cop

driving late at night every oncoming car must be a cop  Paranoid Parrot

Has the handbrake on still keeps foot on the brakes

Has the handbrake on still keeps foot on the brakes  Paranoid Parrot

like your crush's Facebook status now everyone knows you like them

like your crush's Facebook status  now everyone knows you like them  Paranoid Parrot

Girl i like tweeted something about relationships.. SHE'S ON TO ME!

Girl i like tweeted something about relationships.. SHE'S ON TO ME!   Paranoid Parrot

Guy on reddit broke up with girl What if its my ex

Guy on reddit broke up with girl What if its my ex  Paranoid Parrot

Home Alone Keeps a phone and a knife near by

Home Alone Keeps a phone and a knife near by  Paranoid Parrot

switches phone to ring from silent mode unlocks phone and types passcode to make sure of sound

switches phone to ring from silent mode unlocks phone and types passcode to make sure of sound  Paranoid Parrot

Uses public restroom Double checks gender sign before entering

Uses public restroom Double checks gender sign before entering  Paranoid Parrot

Mild turbulence we're going down

Mild turbulence  we're going down  Paranoid Parrot

sees fbi agents outside has a stroke

sees fbi agents outside has a stroke  Paranoid Parrot
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