Paranoid Parrot

cover webcam on laptop while masturbating government is watching

cover webcam on laptop while masturbating government is watching  Paranoid Parrot

read horrifying house guest meme never sleeps again

read horrifying house guest meme  never sleeps again  Paranoid Parrot

butt gets sweaty while sitting down. fuck I pissed myself.

butt gets sweaty while sitting down. fuck I pissed myself.  Paranoid Parrot

Hear Your name used in conversation What are they saying about me?

Hear Your name used in conversation What are they saying about me?   Paranoid Parrot

Stove off? STOVE OFF???

Stove off? STOVE OFF???  Paranoid Parrot

Did well on test? Everyone thinks I cheated.

Did well on test?  Everyone thinks I cheated.   Paranoid Parrot

Take a shower check for cameras

Take a shower check for cameras  Paranoid Parrot

sets alarm and double checks checks again

sets alarm and double checks checks again  Paranoid Parrot

Had one drink four hours ago Can't drive, I'll get a dui

Had one drink four hours ago Can't drive, I'll get a dui  Paranoid Parrot

Press the lock button on car keys Press it three more times just to be safe

Press the lock button on car keys Press it three more times just to be safe  Paranoid Parrot
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