Paranoid Parrot

Money comes out of vending machine along with soda I'm being stalked

Money comes out of vending machine along with soda I'm being stalked  Paranoid Parrot

bump into a girl in the hallway beg her not to press charges

bump into a girl in the hallway beg her not to press charges  Paranoid Parrot

Walk into a bathroom Check behind the curtain

Walk into a bathroom Check behind the curtain  Paranoid Parrot

sees an nsfw link while home alone on an unmonitored computer clears all browsing history

sees an nsfw link while home alone on an unmonitored computer clears all browsing history  Paranoid Parrot

reads paranoid parrot meme "some good ideas in here"

reads paranoid parrot meme

setting alarm for 12:00 PM 11:59 AM just in case

setting alarm for 12:00 PM 11:59 AM just in case  Paranoid Parrot

checks work schedule for today checks three more times, just in case

checks work schedule for today checks three more times, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

It's been my birthday for 15 minutes and I've received no text messages Everyone forgot my birthday

It's been my birthday for 15 minutes and I've received no text messages Everyone forgot my birthday  Paranoid Parrot

hi, do you sell open air headphones?

hi, do you sell open air headphones?  Paranoid Parrot

Taking a shower Peek around the curtain, make sure no serial killers have entered

Taking a shower Peek around the curtain, make sure no serial killers have entered  Paranoid Parrot
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