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Paranoid Parrot

giving birth asks husband to leave in case she poops

giving birth asks husband to leave in case she poops Paranoid Parrot
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Walk out of store without buying anything They think i stole something

Walk out of store without buying anything They think i stole something Paranoid Parrot
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head itches slightly i must have lice

head itches slightly i must have lice Paranoid Parrot
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felt a tickle in my ear omg spider eggs are hatching

felt a tickle in my ear omg spider eggs are hatching Paranoid Parrot
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meet up with people just after masturbating they know

meet up with people just after masturbating they know Paranoid Parrot
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Closes Automatic Garage watches it till it's completely closed

Closes Automatic Garage watches it till it's completely closed Paranoid Parrot
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Stopped at red light, see black guy 6 blocks away Lock doors, ready to accelerate

Stopped at red light, see black guy 6 blocks away Lock doors, ready to accelerate Paranoid Parrot
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1pm on a Saturday? better not use the carpool lane

1pm on a Saturday? better not use the carpool lane Paranoid Parrot
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say hi to hot girl in the hallway OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE

say hi to hot girl in the hallway OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE Paranoid Parrot
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Shoots paper ball from a foot away and misses Check Surroundings

Shoots paper ball from a foot away and misses Check Surroundings Paranoid Parrot
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