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Paranoid Parrot

Masturbating silently in bed, surely my roommate can't hear me ... Maybe I've gone deaf! ohfuckohfuck

Masturbating silently in bed, surely my roommate can't hear me ... Maybe I've gone deaf! ohfuckohfuck Paranoid Parrot
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acqua sui pantaloni penseranno che mi sono fatto la pipi' addosso!!

acqua sui pantaloni penseranno che mi sono fatto la pipi' addosso!! Paranoid Parrot
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turn off the lights in the hole house onigas residence

turn off the lights in the hole house onigas residence Paranoid Parrot
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Security guard takes license he's going to come to my house and murder me

Security guard takes license he's going to come to my house and murder me Paranoid Parrot
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Date says "drink as much as you like" Date rape!!!

Date says
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Quoth the parrot nevermore

Quoth the parrot nevermore Paranoid Parrot
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Not sure if word used in post exists Googles with "define:" prefix before submitting

Not sure if word used in post exists Googles with
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Checks Facebook friends list OMG somebody deleted me

Checks Facebook friends list OMG somebody deleted me Paranoid Parrot
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Hears someone fart in public Oh God they think it was me

Hears someone fart in public Oh God they think it was me Paranoid Parrot
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Touched something with one hand Better touch it with the other just to be safe

Touched something with one hand Better touch it with the other just to be safe Paranoid Parrot
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