Paranoid Parrot

Copies name of article trending on facebook Pastes into Google to search without people knowing

Copies name of article trending on facebook Pastes into Google to search without people knowing  Paranoid Parrot

Text girl at 1:00 No reply by 1:02. She hates me

Text girl at 1:00 No reply by 1:02. She hates me  Paranoid Parrot

Mom isn't home for over an hour and doesn't pick up cellphone Probably dead

Mom isn't home for over an hour and doesn't pick up cellphone Probably dead  Paranoid Parrot

try to send a text cancel and re-send twice to make sure you didn't send it to the wrong person

try to send a text cancel and re-send twice to make sure you didn't send it to the wrong person  Paranoid Parrot

drilling noise coming from neighbor's apartment those fuckers are putting in a peephole

drilling noise coming from neighbor's apartment those fuckers are putting in a peephole  Paranoid Parrot

bedroom door is slightly open close it

bedroom door is slightly open close it  Paranoid Parrot

"I've only missed this class twice"........."WHATEVER!" he must have heard us with his badger ears.

Earthquake in minnesota 2012 is real

Earthquake in minnesota 2012 is real  Paranoid Parrot

Usando o banheiro depois da meia-noite Nao olhe no espelho

Usando o banheiro depois da meia-noite Nao olhe no espelho  Paranoid Parrot

peeta and his dad are being nice to me oh god, he's going to kill me

peeta and his dad are being nice to me oh god, he's going to kill me  Paranoid Parrot
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