Paranoid Parrot

Get text with address from unknown number Drug dealers gonna come kill me

Get text with address from unknown number Drug dealers gonna come kill me  Paranoid Parrot

No longer a popular meme "they all hate me!"

No longer a popular meme

Nobody talks to me at work anymore They know something I don't know. Guess I'm getting fired.

Nobody talks to me at work anymore They know something I don't know.  Guess I'm getting fired.   Paranoid Parrot

Dropped soap in my own shower someone will rape me if i bend down to pick it up

Dropped soap in my own shower someone will rape me if i bend down to pick it up  Paranoid Parrot

looks up symptoms of depression on WebMD fuck i'm depressed

looks up symptoms of depression on WebMD fuck i'm depressed  Paranoid Parrot

Makes facebook account Fake name and red herrings to throw off the spies

Makes facebook account Fake name and red herrings to throw off the spies  Paranoid Parrot

spots cop car avoid looking at it at all costs

spots cop car avoid looking at it at all costs  Paranoid Parrot

Comment says skip to 1:30 Skip to 1:28 to make sure you see it

Comment says skip to 1:30 Skip to 1:28 to make sure you see it  Paranoid Parrot

hears plastic bag rustling rattlesnake

hears plastic bag rustling rattlesnake  Paranoid Parrot

Finally got a little karma Quit while you're ahead

Finally got a little karma Quit while you're ahead  Paranoid Parrot
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