Paranoid Parrot

None of your friends on Facebook chat They're out together without me!

None of your friends on Facebook chat They're out together without me!  Paranoid Parrot

Meme thread going bad? 9gag infiltration

Meme thread going bad? 9gag infiltration   Paranoid Parrot

friends find out who you are on reddit oh god! everyone is going to know i make adviceanimals & ragecomics!

friends find out who you are on reddit oh god! everyone is going to know i make adviceanimals & ragecomics!  Paranoid Parrot

Have used tissues beside my bed from cold Everyone thinks i Masturbated

Have used tissues beside my bed from cold Everyone thinks i Masturbated  Paranoid Parrot

coming home from vacation Strain eyes to see if house is still there

coming home from vacation Strain eyes to see if house is still there  Paranoid Parrot

Nocturne uses ultimate I'm dead!

Nocturne uses ultimate I'm dead!  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend talks to your best friend. They're sleeping behind my back.

Girlfriend talks to your best friend. They're sleeping behind my back.  Paranoid Parrot

At the party but not drinking alcohol They're going to put whiskey in the beer

At the party but not drinking alcohol They're going to put whiskey in the beer  Paranoid Parrot

vending machine drops 2 candy bars, i only paid for 1 a year in prison for each candy bar!

vending machine drops 2 candy bars, i only paid for 1 a year in prison for each candy bar!  Paranoid Parrot

First to turn in test I forgot a page

First to turn in test I forgot a page  Paranoid Parrot
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