Paranoid Parrot

thinks all the foul-bachelor-frog memes are about him

thinks all the foul-bachelor-frog memes  are about him  Paranoid Parrot

Fall off of tube at the lake kraken below

Fall off of tube at the lake kraken below  Paranoid Parrot

cleaning cum off bathroom floor missed a spot

cleaning cum off bathroom floor missed a spot  Paranoid Parrot

fail captcha i swear i'm not a bot

fail captcha i swear i'm not a bot  Paranoid Parrot

Power goes out Run and check to see if you made electric payment

Power goes out Run and check to see if you made electric payment
  Paranoid Parrot

visit thepiratebay cops will find me

visit thepiratebay cops will find me  Paranoid Parrot

Fall in Love NOT PIMP

Fall in Love NOT PIMP  Paranoid Parrot

hear helicopters assume criminal takeover

hear helicopters assume criminal takeover  Paranoid Parrot

watch poltergeist Dive into bed from the doorway so the clown doesn't grab my ankle

watch poltergeist Dive into bed from the doorway so the clown doesn't grab my ankle  Paranoid Parrot

Blowjobs $5

Blowjobs $5  Paranoid Parrot
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