Paranoid Parrot

Make a joke nobody finds funny That's what they remember about you

Make a joke nobody finds funny That's what they remember about you  Paranoid Parrot

ASKED TO DANCE RIGHT AFTER EATING SOME SALSA HE'S SMILING BECAUSE I HAVE CILANTRO BETWEEN MY TEETH

ASKED TO DANCE RIGHT AFTER EATING SOME SALSA HE'S SMILING BECAUSE I HAVE CILANTRO BETWEEN MY TEETH  Paranoid Parrot

touch balls then sniff hand next scratch nose or else someone may think im smelling my balls hand

touch balls then sniff hand next scratch nose or else someone may think im smelling my balls hand  Paranoid Parrot

Blind date bring gun

Blind date bring gun  Paranoid Parrot

watch disturbia realize my neighbor is a serial killer

watch disturbia realize my neighbor is a serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

Power outage at house Someones trying to kill me

Power outage at house Someones trying to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

Making a sandwich, need bread reach past the first few slices

Making a sandwich, need bread reach past the first few slices  Paranoid Parrot

Someone uses the serious face they hate you

Someone uses the serious face they hate you  Paranoid Parrot

Played Halo Reach. Enemy doesn't die and he kills me with one pistol shot. The game is doing everything it can to make me lose.

Played Halo Reach. Enemy doesn't die and he kills me with one pistol shot. The game is doing everything it can to make me lose.  Paranoid Parrot

Hear firetruck My house must be on fire!

Hear firetruck        My house must be on fire!  Paranoid Parrot
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