Paranoid Parrot

can't use "permanent press" setting when doing laundry it might ruin my clothes forever

can't use

Cut paper with passwords in millions of pieces and throws them in different trashcans So no one can find out what the password is.

Cut paper with passwords in millions of pieces and throws them in different trashcans So no one can find out what the password is.  Paranoid Parrot

Deleted browsing history must visit series of "normal" sites

Deleted browsing history must visit series of

Maybe It is true I AM MISSING OUT ON 7 EASY FACTS THAT CAN INCREASE MY PENIS TO 10 INCHES

Maybe It is true I AM MISSING OUT ON 7 EASY FACTS THAT CAN INCREASE MY PENIS TO 10 INCHES  Paranoid Parrot

Maternity ads on Facebook? Must be pregnant

Maternity ads on Facebook? Must be pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Just came out of shower "Those shower curtains may have been dirty. Better wash my hands."

Just came out of shower

Places future order at Papa Johns Checks what day it is a thousand times

Places future order at Papa Johns Checks what day it is a thousand times  Paranoid Parrot

shave pubes, get ingrown hair girlfriend will think i have herpes

shave pubes, get ingrown hair girlfriend will think i have herpes  Paranoid Parrot

every car in rear view mirror cop

every car in rear view mirror cop  Paranoid Parrot

random pain cancer

random pain cancer  Paranoid Parrot
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