Paranoid Parrot

Facebook Stalking Someone in class Oh God what if one of their friends is sitting behind me

Facebook Stalking Someone in class Oh God what if one of their friends is sitting behind me  Paranoid Parrot

Lock Door, Walk Away. Walk Back to Check if door is locked, walk away. walk back to check if door is locked, leave. Did I lock the door?

Lock Door, Walk Away. Walk Back to Check if door is locked, walk away. walk back to check if door is locked, leave. Did I lock the door?  Paranoid Parrot

taking first hit of weed puts 911 on speed-dial

taking first hit of weed puts 911 on speed-dial  Paranoid Parrot

Someone bumps you on a crowded bus Checks if wallet is still there

Someone bumps you on a crowded bus Checks if wallet is still there  Paranoid Parrot

guy asks for directions pickpocket

guy asks for directions pickpocket  Paranoid Parrot

See meme dissing someone Oh god, its about me

See meme dissing someone Oh god, its about me  Paranoid Parrot

Game just autosaved Make a manual save anyway just to be sure

Game just autosaved Make a manual save anyway just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Talking about someone behind their back Check phone in case accidentally calling them

Talking about someone behind their back Check phone in case accidentally calling them  Paranoid Parrot

"My tail is always following me!" cuts off tail

About to use a common saying Google it to make sure its real

About to use a common saying Google it to make sure its real  Paranoid Parrot
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