Paranoid Parrot

mandatory drug test for work i quit

mandatory drug test for work i quit  Paranoid Parrot

discover strange remark in blog's comments delete entire blog -trolling: rampant-

discover strange remark in blog's comments delete entire blog 
-trolling: rampant-  Paranoid Parrot

receive e-Vite for surprise party for friend if i go, i'll be playing right into their hands

receive e-Vite for surprise party for friend if i go, i'll be playing right into their hands  Paranoid Parrot

brother tries to initiate google chat log off immediately it's chris hansen

brother tries to initiate google chat log off immediately
it's chris hansen  Paranoid Parrot

Come home and bedroom door is open someone was in my house

Come home and bedroom door is open someone was in my house  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a noise at night that might be the icemaker probably the creepy girl from the ring

Hear a noise at night
that might be the icemaker probably the creepy girl 
from the ring  Paranoid Parrot

npc coughs I have porphyric hemophilia!

npc coughs I have porphyric hemophilia!  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to the bathroom Checks for spiders in toilet paper roll.

Goes to the bathroom Checks for spiders in toilet paper roll.  Paranoid Parrot

Someone near you coughs Patient zero

Someone near you coughs Patient zero  Paranoid Parrot

Whenever I see a picture of a spider I immediately assume every itch or tingle for the next hour is a massive one and hit myself as hard as I can

Whenever I see a picture of a spider I immediately assume every itch or tingle for the next hour is a massive one and hit myself as hard as I can  Paranoid Parrot
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