Paranoid Parrot

Small child hugs you Molester

Small child hugs you Molester   Paranoid Parrot

stays the night at a friends house and uses the toilet too scared to flush in case it wakes the whole house up

stays the night at a friends house and uses the toilet too scared to flush in case it wakes the whole house up  Paranoid Parrot

Too lazy to search up info about Kony and Kony 2012 automatically thinks it's a conspiracy

Too lazy to search up info about Kony and Kony 2012 automatically thinks it's a conspiracy  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally read meme before clicking on it Open and close window just to make link purple

Accidentally read meme before clicking on it Open and close window just to make link purple  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a noise at night I'm being robbed!

Hear a noise at night I'm being robbed!  Paranoid Parrot

Finishes essay and saves to usb safely ejects

Finishes essay and saves to usb safely ejects   Paranoid Parrot

pizza will be here in 20 minutes 20 minutes to rehearse

pizza will be here in 20 minutes 20 minutes to rehearse  Paranoid Parrot

look at urbandictionary.com use private browsing

look at urbandictionary.com use private browsing  Paranoid Parrot

Guy at work asks "you coming out for drinks with the crew?" Sexual harassment

Guy at work asks

step on sidewalk crack I'm going to burn in hell

step on sidewalk crack I'm going to burn in hell  Paranoid Parrot
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