Paranoid Parrot

Yellowish skin? Pancreatic cancer

Yellowish skin? Pancreatic cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Hear thump in the night robert

Hear thump in the night robert  Paranoid Parrot

I've peed three times already today Prostate Cancer

I've peed three times already today Prostate Cancer  Paranoid Parrot

evidence contradicts your paranoid beliefs? widen the conspiracy

evidence contradicts your paranoid beliefs? widen the conspiracy   Paranoid Parrot

Worried laptop will make start up noise in middle of class even though it was muted better plug in the headphones

Worried laptop will make start up noise in middle of class even though it was muted better plug in the headphones  Paranoid Parrot

Can't tell if other people are having the same experiences, Or I am the star of the Truman Show and the directors are fucking with me.

Can't tell if other people are having the same experiences, Or I am the star of the Truman Show and the directors are fucking with me.  Paranoid Parrot

Hear bump in house. Paranormal activity 4

Hear bump in house. Paranormal activity 4  Paranoid Parrot

reads college freshman memes oh god they're going to kill me

reads college freshman memes oh god they're going to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

Buy item on ebay, hasn't been posted in first 5 minutes cunt stole my money

Buy item on ebay, hasn't been posted in first 5 minutes cunt stole my money  Paranoid Parrot

Tell black coworker her baby looks just like her Worries about being inadvertently racist

Tell black coworker her baby looks just like her Worries about being inadvertently racist  Paranoid Parrot
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