Paranoid Parrot

see movie trailer, it is about something that happened to me my life is being used for movies!

see movie trailer, it is about something that happened to me my life is being used for movies!  Paranoid Parrot

live alone close bathroom door

live alone close bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend doesn't text back immediately Shes going to break up with me

Girlfriend doesn't text back immediately Shes going to break up with me  Paranoid Parrot

someone walks in while taking a dump cough

someone walks in while taking a dump cough  Paranoid Parrot

thinks about texting his crush better ask mom what to say

thinks about texting his crush better ask mom what to say  Paranoid Parrot

Speeds away from toll booth so crossbar doesn't hit car

Speeds away from toll booth so crossbar doesn't hit car  Paranoid Parrot

Blinks right eye by accident Blinks left eye too, just in case.

Blinks right eye by accident Blinks left eye too, just in case.  Paranoid Parrot

sees presidential candidate tell the truth I still don't know who to vote for

sees presidential candidate tell the truth I still don't know who to vote for  Paranoid Parrot

Not on the frontpage anymore Must be dead

Not on the frontpage anymore Must be dead  Paranoid Parrot

Driving alone, in the middle of the night Better stay out of carpool lane, just in case

Driving alone, in the middle of the night Better stay out of carpool lane, just in case  Paranoid Parrot
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