Paranoid Parrot

Visits 4chan once "The cops are already on their way to get me"

Visits 4chan once

Puts up post on reddit spellcheck

Puts up post on reddit spellcheck  Paranoid Parrot

runs to take a emergency shit in public bathroom warm toilet seat

runs to take a emergency shit in public bathroom warm toilet seat  Paranoid Parrot

buying something more then twenty dollars off the shelf Better grab the second one back... no the third... no the forth.

buying something more then twenty dollars off the shelf Better grab the second one back... no the third... no the forth.  Paranoid Parrot

Walks past Duck Pond I'm gonna get hit by a car

Walks past Duck Pond I'm gonna get hit by
a car  Paranoid Parrot

Photo enforced light turns green waits an extra second to drive just be safe

Photo enforced light turns green waits an extra second to drive just be safe   Paranoid Parrot

Car switches to your lane and follows you on highway UNDERCOVER POLICE

Car switches to your lane and follows you on highway UNDERCOVER POLICE  Paranoid Parrot

Gets pat on the back checks to see if anything was stuck there

Gets pat on the back checks to see if anything was stuck there  Paranoid Parrot

hears lighning and thunder outside will not shower from fear of be electrocuted

hears lighning and thunder outside will not shower from fear of be electrocuted  Paranoid Parrot

Favorite hobby is getting more insurance

Favorite hobby is getting more insurance  Paranoid Parrot
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