Paranoid Parrot

Hears the slightest nosie in house as a kid My parents are having sex

Hears the slightest nosie
in house as a kid My parents are having sex  Paranoid Parrot

Shorts above my knees I'm naked

Shorts above my knees I'm naked  Paranoid Parrot

See a weird shaped tree in the distance It's Slenderman

See a weird shaped tree in the distance It's Slenderman  Paranoid Parrot

Live alone Still shit with the door closed

Live alone Still shit with the door closed  Paranoid Parrot

take long shower roommate thinks i'm masturbating

take long shower roommate thinks i'm masturbating  Paranoid Parrot

Drank far too much drinks must have been spiked.

Drank far too much drinks must have been spiked.  Paranoid Parrot

Wet surface in the bathroom Oh God, it's pee

Wet surface in the bathroom Oh God, it's pee  Paranoid Parrot

Wearing headphones in public i'm breahting too loud

Wearing headphones in public i'm breahting too loud  Paranoid Parrot

swerve in road to avoid potholes people think i'm drunk driving

swerve in road to avoid potholes people think i'm 
drunk driving  Paranoid Parrot

finger cracks omfg i broke it!

finger cracks omfg i broke it!  Paranoid Parrot
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