Paranoid Parrot

Fails 7-day challenge Sex change

Fails 7-day challenge Sex change  Paranoid Parrot

baby on board bumper sticker just in case

baby on board bumper sticker just in case  Paranoid Parrot

smoke a joint in panic room

smoke a joint in panic room  Paranoid Parrot

Leave drying running apartment is going to burn down

Leave drying running apartment is going to burn down  Paranoid Parrot

Go to the bathroom at friend's house OH GOD THEY HEAR ME

Go to the bathroom at friend's house OH GOD THEY HEAR ME  Paranoid Parrot

watching a show about snakes on animal planet there's one under my chair!

watching a show about snakes on animal planet there's one under my chair!  Paranoid Parrot

Sees the Truman Show Oh. My. God.

Sees the Truman Show Oh. My. God.  Paranoid Parrot

Come home, every light is off Must be a burglar in here somewhere

Come home, every light is off Must be a burglar in here somewhere   Paranoid Parrot

car coming head on on a two-lane, 65 mph highway road hope they aren't feeling suicidal

car coming head on on a two-lane, 65 mph highway road hope they aren't feeling suicidal  Paranoid Parrot

Helicopters fly lowly around your neighborhood FEEMA

Helicopters fly lowly around your neighborhood FEEMA  Paranoid Parrot
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