Paranoid Parrot

No ones home Still locks bathroom door

No ones home  Still locks bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

What if my life is just a tv show

What if my life is just a tv show  Paranoid Parrot

Mom sent an "I love you" text at 10pm She is testing all 4 kids to see who responds the fastest

Mom sent an

Gets in the car Better check backseat for potential murderer

Gets in the car Better check backseat for potential murderer  Paranoid Parrot

first time wearing shorts feel naked

first time wearing shorts feel naked  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally press garage door remote button better walk back to check it didn't open

accidentally press garage door remote button better walk back to check it didn't open  Paranoid Parrot

I am paranoid.

I am paranoid.  Paranoid Parrot

Friend finds account Delete it within the hour

Friend finds account Delete it within the hour  Paranoid Parrot

Walk into Wal-Mart and they don't have what i want in stock Better get something so they don't think i stole something

Walk into Wal-Mart and they don't have what i want in stock Better get something so they don't think i stole something  Paranoid Parrot

candles on the christmas tree? are you crazy?

candles on the christmas tree? are you crazy?  Paranoid Parrot
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