Paranoid Parrot

stomach growls during test everyone hears and knows its you

stomach growls during test everyone hears and knows its you  Paranoid Parrot

funny youtube video it's fake

funny youtube video it's fake  Paranoid Parrot

Walking home from school, car slowly pulls up next to me holy fuck, i'm going to get raped and murdered.

Walking home from school, car slowly pulls up next to me holy fuck, i'm going to get raped and murdered.  Paranoid Parrot

forget where my keys are. early alzheimer's!!

forget where my keys are.  early alzheimer's!!  Paranoid Parrot

pet rats stare at empty corner of room its a ghost

pet rats stare at empty corner of room its a ghost  Paranoid Parrot

gypsy passes by check wallet

gypsy passes by check wallet  Paranoid Parrot

cashier asks for id Try to imitate the exact smile in the picture

cashier asks for id Try to imitate the exact smile in the picture  Paranoid Parrot

enters empty house yells 'i know you're in here!'

enters empty house yells 'i know you're in here!'  Paranoid Parrot

driving home fucked up puke in car to avoid chance being seen

driving home fucked up puke in car to avoid chance being seen   Paranoid Parrot

sits on warm toilet seat I have herpes

sits on warm toilet seat I have herpes  Paranoid Parrot
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