Paranoid Parrot

Cars lights on auto better turn it off just to make sure

Cars lights on auto better turn it off just to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

Runs up stairs looks back for monsters

Runs up stairs looks back for monsters  Paranoid Parrot

Save, Click Quit Unsaved progress will be lost? Better save

Save, Click Quit Unsaved progress will be lost? Better save  Paranoid Parrot

Stays in hotel Memorizes fire evacuation plan

Stays in hotel Memorizes fire evacuation plan   Paranoid Parrot

Computer doesnt have speakers Still mutes sound

Computer doesnt have speakers Still mutes sound   Paranoid Parrot

Post something on reddit Refresh instantly to see if down voted yet

Post something on reddit Refresh instantly to see if down voted yet  Paranoid Parrot

Is listening to music in public Takes off headphones to see if I sound like an idiot

Is listening to music in public Takes off headphones to see if I sound like an idiot  Paranoid Parrot

Wakes up in the middle of the night pretends to be asleep so killer doesn't notice

Wakes up in the middle of the night pretends to be asleep so killer doesn't notice  Paranoid Parrot

Has a good idea for r/offensive_wallpapers Doesn't post for fear of actually offending someone

Has a good idea for r/offensive_wallpapers Doesn't post for fear of actually offending someone  Paranoid Parrot

Just joined Reddit Afraid to post anything because I'll get banned

Just joined Reddit Afraid to post anything because I'll get banned  Paranoid Parrot
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