Paranoid Parrot

a girl is friend requesting me better check my profile and make sure it's acceptable

a girl is friend requesting me better check my profile and make sure it's acceptable   Paranoid Parrot

mom takes knives looks like i need to use fist!

mom takes knives looks like i need to use fist!   Paranoid Parrot

Teacher makes eye contact WHAT DO THEY KNOW?!

Teacher makes eye contact WHAT DO THEY KNOW?!  Paranoid Parrot

No one knows im high they all know im high!

No one knows im high they all know im high!  Paranoid Parrot

REDDIT DOWN BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS

REDDIT DOWN BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS  Paranoid Parrot

mom asks before using computer she knows

mom asks before using computer she knows  Paranoid Parrot

"dad" left a comment on my blog no trolling. block ip address.

Hear person talking in another language they're talking about me

Hear person talking in another language  they're talking about me
   Paranoid Parrot

Someone walks into bathroom while pooping Stop pooping

Someone walks into bathroom while pooping Stop pooping  Paranoid Parrot

walking outside & the top of your head itches OMG A BEE STUNG ME IN THE SKULL. BRAIN SWELLING. GONNA DIE.

walking outside & the top of your head itches OMG A BEE STUNG ME IN THE SKULL. BRAIN SWELLING. GONNA DIE.  Paranoid Parrot
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