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Paranoid Parrot

Hear car horn Assume it's directed at me

Hear car horn Assume it's directed at me Paranoid Parrot
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Buys new computer with webcam Somebody's watching me.

Buys new computer with webcam Somebody's watching me. Paranoid Parrot
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i had a great "thats what she said" joke didnt say it because i was in moore's class

i had a great
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Those aren't motion sensors They're cameras

Those aren't motion sensors They're cameras Paranoid Parrot
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home alone lock the door when i go to the bathroom

home alone lock the door when i go to the bathroom Paranoid Parrot
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LOCKS DOOR WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT EVERY TIME HE LEAVES HOUSE COMES BACK 5 MINUTES LATER TO CHECK IF HE LOCKED DOOR

LOCKS DOOR WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT EVERY TIME HE LEAVES HOUSE COMES BACK 5 MINUTES LATER TO CHECK IF HE LOCKED DOOR Paranoid Parrot
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Someone turning at the same street as me They are following me home to murder me

Someone turning at the same street as me They are following me home to murder me Paranoid Parrot
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Watches movie about assassins Keeps parascope by door for looking through peephole

Watches movie about assassins Keeps parascope by door for looking through peephole Paranoid Parrot
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Rest cellphone on lap immediately fear testicular cancer

Rest cellphone on lap immediately fear testicular cancer Paranoid Parrot
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Read Misunderstood Spider Memes Start searching every corner for a spider

Read Misunderstood Spider Memes Start searching every corner for a spider Paranoid Parrot
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