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Shows coworker something funny on reddit Deletes account because they might have seen username

Shows coworker something funny on reddit Deletes account because they might have seen username Paranoid Parrot
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Need to skim the iTunes terms and conditions Just in case they try to sell me to slavery or make me sign over all my possesions

Need to skim the iTunes terms and conditions Just in case they try to sell me to slavery or make me sign over all my possesions Paranoid Parrot
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Sister won't tell me her reddit username search gonewild until you find the little skank

Sister won't tell me her reddit username search gonewild until you find the little skank Paranoid Parrot
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green light Slow down in case maniac is speeding through red light

green light Slow down in case maniac is speeding through red light Paranoid Parrot
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lucky me i'm not in angry birds

lucky me i'm not in angry birds Paranoid Parrot
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just checked to see if headlights are on better make sure headlights are on

just checked to see if headlights are on better make sure headlights are on Paranoid Parrot
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Cashier's back is turned? Better put my hands on the counter so they don't think I'm a thief

Cashier's back is turned? Better put my hands on the counter so they don't think I'm a thief Paranoid Parrot
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None of my friends are online They must all be meeting up without me

None of my friends are online They must all be meeting up without me Paranoid Parrot
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just walked up flight of stairs and breathing hard better take a puff of my inhaler so people don't notice my heavy breathing

just walked up flight of stairs and breathing hard better take a puff of my inhaler so people don't notice my heavy breathing Paranoid Parrot
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See a cop while driving a friends car Say a prayer that all car lights and turn signals are working.

See a cop while driving a friends car Say a prayer that all car lights and turn signals are working. Paranoid Parrot
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