Paranoid Parrot

cell phone automatically changes for Dst still sets alarm an hour early to be sure

cell phone automatically changes for Dst still sets alarm an hour early to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to get a haircut Terrified ear is cut

Goes to get a haircut Terrified ear is cut   Paranoid Parrot

hide the skittles

hide the skittles  Paranoid Parrot

enters public bathroom stall waits until someone dries hands to take a dump

enters public bathroom stall waits until someone dries hands to take a dump  Paranoid Parrot

makes 1st reddit post i need professional help

makes 1st reddit post i need professional help  Paranoid Parrot

Someone sees me retrieving my backpack I left in the cafeteria They think I stole it!

Someone sees me retrieving my backpack I left in the cafeteria They think I stole it!  Paranoid Parrot

Told to silence cell phone at movies Takes battery out

Told to silence cell phone at movies Takes battery out  Paranoid Parrot

See a police officer get really nervous even though didn't do anything illigal

See a police officer get really nervous even though didn't do anything illigal  Paranoid Parrot

eats both pop tarts does three sets of sixty push ups to burn it off

eats both pop tarts does three sets of sixty push ups to burn it off  Paranoid Parrot

watches "lost tapes" its real

watches
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