Paranoid Parrot

USES CELLPHONE FOR THE FIRST TIME BRAIN TUMOR

USES CELLPHONE FOR THE FIRST TIME BRAIN TUMOR  Paranoid Parrot

Car starts driving behind you Cops

Car starts driving behind you Cops  Paranoid Parrot

favorite website is down "it's gone forever!"

favorite website is down

Not a car in sight runs across street anyways

Not a car in sight runs across street anyways  Paranoid Parrot

getting a job that drug tests, never done drugs Better take a private test before, just to check

getting a job that drug tests, never done drugs Better take a private test before, just to check  Paranoid Parrot

posts link on reddit goes to link first to make sure it's the right one

posts link on reddit goes to link first to make sure it's the right one  Paranoid Parrot

Posts somtehing that gets downvoted twice immediately Deletes the post in case of more downvotes

Posts somtehing that gets downvoted twice immediately Deletes the post in case of more downvotes  Paranoid Parrot

mandatory early morning meeting sets three alarms at 6pm

mandatory early morning meeting sets three alarms at 6pm  Paranoid Parrot

make lock horn beep twice in case the first didn't work

make lock horn beep twice  in case the first didn't work  Paranoid Parrot

about to fap looks in every corner of room in case of secret recording device or someone hiding.

about to fap looks in every corner of room in case of secret recording device or someone hiding.   Paranoid Parrot
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