Paranoid Parrot

Listens to music at work quietly Feel like everyone hears it

Listens to music at work quietly Feel like everyone hears it  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally seeds for 5 minutes oh god i'm going to jail

accidentally seeds for 5 minutes oh god i'm going to jail  Paranoid Parrot

Did i just bite myself? I think i just bit myself

Did i just bite myself? I think i just bit myself  Paranoid Parrot

Ate something that expires today It's all over

Ate something that expires today It's all over  Paranoid Parrot

Glare hits my eye I'm getting a red light ticket

Glare hits my eye I'm getting a red light ticket  Paranoid Parrot

Crash at friend's, leave skateboard there he's going to sell it

Crash at friend's, leave skateboard there he's going to sell it  Paranoid Parrot

headlights behind me at night always cops

headlights behind me at night always cops  Paranoid Parrot

5 missed calls from my mother someone die,or i ll

5 missed calls from my mother someone die,or i ll  Paranoid Parrot

someone asks to use computer "JUST A SECOND LET ME JUST CHECK MY EMAIL!" (clears history..twice)

someone asks to use computer

finds car in parking lot relieved when he finds out it wasn't stolen

finds car in parking lot relieved when he finds out it wasn't stolen  Paranoid Parrot
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