Paranoid Parrot

Boss has no idea what chrome is and only uses IE open everything with incognito window

Boss has no idea what chrome is and only uses IE open everything with incognito window  Paranoid Parrot

Showering at home alone Locks bathroom door anyway

Showering at home alone  Locks bathroom door anyway   Paranoid Parrot

"Nuclear launch detected" Was it the game or the TV?

check under the bed FOR MONSTERS Caption 3 goes here

check under the bed FOR MONSTERS Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

read Lisey's story omfg whats a piebald side

read Lisey's story omfg whats a piebald side  Paranoid Parrot

Elevator stops for no Reason OH MY GOD IT´S STUCK

Elevator stops for no Reason OH MY GOD IT´S STUCK  Paranoid Parrot

Mom tells me she needs to talk to me i'm getting kicked out

Mom tells me she needs to talk to me i'm getting kicked out  Paranoid Parrot

Gets sore throat can't stop thinking about Michael Douglas

Gets sore throat can't stop thinking about Michael Douglas  Paranoid Parrot

"What are the last two digits of your phone number" Today I die

Friend hasn't logged in for 2 days He must be dead

Friend hasn't logged in for 2 days He must be dead  Paranoid Parrot
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