Paranoid Parrot

Faithful girlfriend of 3 years hangs out with male friend shes got to be cheating

Faithful girlfriend of 3 years hangs out with male friend shes got to be cheating  Paranoid Parrot

broke hymen with tampon Non-virgin!

broke hymen with tampon Non-virgin!  Paranoid Parrot

Hears noise in house after 11 Someone's killing my family

Hears noise in house after 11 Someone's killing my family  Paranoid Parrot

Hears airplane late at night "It's a bomb"

Hears airplane late at night

Stutter while speaking to tsa I'm done for

Stutter while speaking to tsa I'm done for  Paranoid Parrot

Screen flashes quickly subliminal messaging

Screen flashes quickly subliminal messaging  Paranoid Parrot

Hits a pothole did I just run someone over

Hits a pothole did I just run someone over  Paranoid Parrot

Can't fap with facebook open just in case anyone sees

Can't fap with facebook open just in case anyone sees  Paranoid Parrot

Gets asked out on a date asks date if he's going to date rape her

Gets asked out on a date asks date if he's going to date rape her  Paranoid Parrot

Sees one eye floater optometrist

Sees one eye floater optometrist  Paranoid Parrot
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