Paranoid Parrot

Saves his pokemon game Saves 10 more times "just to be sure"

Saves his pokemon game Saves 10 more times

sits down in bathroom stall, hears someone else come in holds in pee till they leave

sits down in bathroom stall, hears someone else come in holds in pee till they leave  Paranoid Parrot

get high, mom calls put eyedrops in

get high, mom calls put eyedrops  in  Paranoid Parrot

Watched armageddon Must buy bomb shelter

Watched armageddon Must buy bomb shelter  Paranoid Parrot

wife fucking friend: possibility linker experience ruined: guarantee

wife fucking friend: possibility linker experience ruined: guarantee  Paranoid Parrot

Adds girl on facebook you know irl, she asks "Do I know you?" do a fake laugh and said "Haha, nevermind"...she probably thinks I want rape her.

Adds girl on facebook you know irl, she asks

just finished installing updates better check for new updates

just finished installing updates better check for new updates  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally hit "like" on status of girl I like She must think I'm stalking her!

Accidentally hit

carry rubbers to checkout someone here will tell my mom

carry rubbers to checkout someone here will tell my mom  Paranoid Parrot

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