Paranoid Parrot

friends like the rain and lightning no electricity for 3 weeks!

friends like the rain and lightning no electricity for 3 weeks!  Paranoid Parrot

Object only changes when I have a good joke Solution: Don't think of object to outsmart the ref

Object only changes when I have a good joke Solution: Don't think of object to outsmart the ref  Paranoid Parrot

drive home think car behind is tailing me

drive home think car behind is tailing me   Paranoid Parrot

Hip kinda hurts appendix about to burst

Hip kinda hurts appendix about to burst  Paranoid Parrot

no 13 waiting for something bad to happen

no 13 waiting for something bad to happen  Paranoid Parrot

gets invited to party by girl i haven't talked to in months think it's a trap and bring a concealed handgun

gets invited to party by girl i haven't talked to in months think it's a trap and bring a concealed handgun  Paranoid Parrot

Checks pockets for cell phone before getting in the pool checks 5 more times just in case

Checks pockets for cell phone before getting in the pool checks 5 more times just in case  Paranoid Parrot

See a police officer start thinking of all the things you might have done wrong

See a police officer start thinking of all the things you might have done wrong  Paranoid Parrot

Song i'm thinking of starts playing on the radio big brother is watching me

Song i'm thinking of starts playing on the radio big brother is watching me  Paranoid Parrot

birthday cake better make sure the fire extinguisher is near

birthday cake better make sure the fire extinguisher is near  Paranoid Parrot
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