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Paranoid Parrot

Run over box while driving Oh jesus, it was full of kittens

Run over box while driving Oh jesus, it was full of kittens Paranoid Parrot
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Can't eat Might choke on the seed

Can't eat Might choke on the seed Paranoid Parrot
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ask to borrow my car to drive two blocks no, you'll crash it

ask to borrow my car to drive two blocks no, you'll crash it Paranoid Parrot
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hold money over tip jar until they look

hold money over tip jar until they look Paranoid Parrot
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HEAR A NOISE WHILE HOME ALONE IN THE SHOWER MAKE THE WATER SCOLDING HOT TO DEFEND YOURSELF, JUST IN CASE

HEAR A NOISE WHILE HOME ALONE IN THE SHOWER MAKE THE WATER SCOLDING HOT TO DEFEND YOURSELF, JUST IN CASE Paranoid Parrot
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EAT A BANANA buy radiation suit

EAT A BANANA buy radiation suit Paranoid Parrot
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game on phone lags the government is downloading my texts

game on phone lags the government is downloading my texts Paranoid Parrot
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"silence your cellphone" Turn on vibrate, do not disturb, airplane mode, completely shut phone off, remove battery
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Plays Dota 2 Game Doesn't Add Creepy Worshippers

Plays Dota 2 Game Doesn't Add Creepy Worshippers Paranoid Parrot
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ejaculate inside girl with condom on get morning after pill

ejaculate inside girl with condom on get morning after pill Paranoid Parrot
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