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Paranoid Parrot

Girl you've been sleeping with gets sick. Pregnant!

Girl you've been sleeping with gets sick. Pregnant! Paranoid Parrot
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go to a Cajun restaurant, get heartburn those gypsies poisoned me

go to a Cajun restaurant, get heartburn those gypsies poisoned me Paranoid Parrot
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the totems in the roble sculpture garden are watching me

the totems in the roble sculpture garden are watching me Paranoid Parrot
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come home from week-long vacation going to poop seat still warm

come home from week-long vacation going to poop seat still warm Paranoid Parrot
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Boss extra nice to you Worry it's because he feels bad you're going to be laid off soon.

Boss extra nice to you Worry it's because he feels bad you're going to be laid off soon. Paranoid Parrot
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Innocently walks out of store Terrified alaram will go off

Innocently walks out of store Terrified alaram will go off Paranoid Parrot
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Dick touches inside of toilet when you sit down nice long dick

Dick touches inside of toilet when you sit down nice long dick Paranoid Parrot
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watched truman show afraid to fap for the next 3 weeks

watched truman show afraid to fap for the next 3 weeks Paranoid Parrot
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top comment has a million comments, so scroll down to find the next direct reply to the Op oh god what if i missed something funny

top comment has a million comments, so scroll down to find the next direct reply to the Op oh god what if i missed something funny Paranoid Parrot
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Going under general anaethetic convinced of certain death

Going under general anaethetic convinced of certain death Paranoid Parrot
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