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Paranoid Parrot

see cop car while driving. Slow down. Already going speed limit

see cop car while driving. Slow down. Already going speed limit Paranoid Parrot
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Goes to pay in express lane "what if they notice I have 12 items?!"

Goes to pay in express lane
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Hear phone press keys in your pocket 911

Hear phone press keys in your pocket 911 Paranoid Parrot
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walking down hall to pee better lock the door and deadbolt

walking down hall to pee better lock the door and deadbolt Paranoid Parrot
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Bathroom doorknob has push button lock Double check it actually locks from the outside

Bathroom doorknob has push button lock Double check it actually locks from the outside Paranoid Parrot
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New email, 9pm uh-oh

New email, 9pm uh-oh Paranoid Parrot
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Drop LSD Fucking Tripping

Drop LSD Fucking Tripping Paranoid Parrot
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stock market drops 10% new world order eminent

stock market drops 10% new world order eminent Paranoid Parrot
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online banking log out, make sure logged out,delete history and cookies twice, 3 full system scans,panic attack.

online banking log out, make sure logged out,delete history and cookies twice, 3 full system scans,panic attack. Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't want to pee during movie Doesn't drink anything that day

Doesn't want to pee during movie Doesn't drink anything that day Paranoid Parrot
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