Paranoid Parrot

Wear same shirt to work for a 2nd day. Im todays office topic

Wear same shirt to work for a 2nd day. Im todays office topic  Paranoid Parrot

Takes shower behind locked bathroom door in a locked apartment avoids soap in eyes to prevent burglar sneak attack

Takes shower behind locked bathroom door in a locked apartment avoids soap in eyes to prevent burglar sneak attack  Paranoid Parrot

People behind me start laughing oh god something's wrong with me

People behind me start laughing oh god something's wrong with me  Paranoid Parrot

Wants to post quote in response to a thread Searches it online to get it verbatim

Wants to post quote in response to a thread Searches it online to get it verbatim  Paranoid Parrot

Attaching a file you just saved to an email? better open the attachment to make sure it saved

Attaching a file you just saved to an email? better open the attachment to make sure it saved  Paranoid Parrot

Neighbor Gives Me Food For Thanksgiving It's laced

Neighbor Gives Me Food For Thanksgiving It's laced  Paranoid Parrot

Haven't heard from friend all weekend must be dead

Haven't heard from friend all weekend must be dead  Paranoid Parrot

Hangs up on phone.. Better press it 10 more times to be sure.

Hangs up on phone.. Better press it 10 more times to be sure.  Paranoid Parrot

fire truck turns down my street my house is on fire

fire truck turns down my street my house is on fire  Paranoid Parrot

sees 1 message dear god, im banned

sees 1 message dear god, im banned  Paranoid Parrot
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