Paranoid Parrot

Avoids malicious mallard meme To not start following advice subconsciously

Avoids malicious mallard meme To not start following advice subconsciously  Paranoid Parrot

checks mailbox on sundays just in case

checks mailbox on sundays just in case  Paranoid Parrot

IF you hear someone knocking on the door Check through the peep hole first, it might be a snake

IF you hear someone knocking on the door Check through the peep hole first, it might be a snake   Paranoid Parrot

arrive at work oh christ did i turn the stove off?!

arrive at work oh christ did i turn the stove off?!  Paranoid Parrot

Read about Scurvy drink eight glasses of orange juice

Read about Scurvy drink eight glasses of orange juice  Paranoid Parrot

Forge parents signature on failed math test GOING TO JAIL

Forge parents signature on failed math test GOING TO JAIL  Paranoid Parrot

my case of beer is gone my friends split it up and left

my case of beer is gone my friends split it up and left  Paranoid Parrot

water pressure of drinking fountain changed i'm drinking shit

water pressure of drinking fountain changed i'm drinking shit  Paranoid Parrot

Streetlamp shuts off as I drive past it I'm being haunted

Streetlamp shuts off as I drive past it I'm being haunted  Paranoid Parrot

ugly woman doesn't like my sweatpants she's going to yank them down!

ugly woman doesn't like my sweatpants she's going to yank them down!  Paranoid Parrot
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